January 2012
When a picture on facebook doesn’t get likes in...
epic-humor:
“I’m ugly!”
mystinkybutt:
How I present myself in private:
How I present myself in public:
How I present myself online:
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, LET ME BE YOUR GUIDE.
misnina:
you-just-got-it-memorized:
...
Walang kwenta ang pagiging TAPAT kung wala naman...
Sheamnessy: Malalaman mo na... →
sheamnessy:
Mahal mo talaga ang isang tao kapag kahit marami s’yang pagkukulang sa’yo, mahal mo parin s’ya. Kahit na hindi n’ya naibabalik ‘yung mga binibigay mo sakan’ya pilit mo parin s’yang iniintindi dahil ayaw mo s’yang mawawala sa buhay mo. ‘Yun bang tipong tatanggapin mo lahat, maging okay lang kayo….
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
Bestfriend pictures
thatfunnyblog:
Normal Bestfriends:
Then there’s me and my bestfriend:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Relationships don't just fall into place,...
experienceitfirst:
They take effort, they require strength, they need two people to work at it. Complaining doesn’t fix your already tearing relationship. If you really want things to work out with him, stop running your mouth and start acting on combating the problems.
Johnny Depp: Hey, what can I sign for you?
Me: Just this piece of paper here, please.
Johnny Depp: Ok, cool.
Me: Thanks
Johnny Depp: Wait, was that an adoption paper?
Me: NO, BYE!
Johnny Depp: WAIT!
Me: NO!
Johnny Depp: SECURITY!
Me: BYE!
“If you don’t like to read you haven’t found the right book.”
– J. K. Rowling (via vedrai)
Weekends...
mystinkybutt:
Tumblr girls
Me
This is what happens to them:
This is what happens to me:
HAHAHAHAHA
